menthuthuyoupi:

Every time I skip a Beyoncé song I feel like she knows…. like one day if I meet her I’m gunna tell her I love her and how amazing she is and shes gunna just look at me and squint her eyes and say

"….. you been skippin’ my songs?"

Saturday Aug 8 @ 01:16am
Things I Say While I'm Driving
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
Friday Aug 8 @ 08:17pm
iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

Thursday Jul 7 @ 08:45am
mockingjayflyingfree:

dek-says-so:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

ROFL  
I feel so old now.

So this is when you feel old.

mockingjayflyingfree:

dek-says-so:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

ROFL  

I feel so old now.

So this is when you feel old.

Wednesday Jul 7 @ 10:39am
Tuesday Jul 7 @ 05:16pm
Tuesday Jul 7 @ 03:16pm

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 03:15pm

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 03:15pm

zumainthyfuture:

titytwochainz:

thickienicki:

phattygirls:

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

LMFAOOOO! I hate IG

OMFG

OH MY GOD

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 10:44am

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

Monday Jul 7 @ 01:50pm

Monday Jul 7 @ 01:49pm

d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

image

TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

image

oh my god

FUCK

Monday Jul 7 @ 12:48pm
Sunday Jul 7 @ 08:31pm

gazzymouse:

yinx1:

RUDE

The best part is Andrew Garfield in the background losing his shit through out the entire thing

Sunday Jul 7 @ 08:27pm
xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

Sunday Jul 7 @ 12:40am
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